• N.I.F PROGRESS REPORT

    Like it says, shit’s progressing and Imma report it. Mainly I just want to complain about the steadily worsening weather, and how it’s messing with my opportunity to work Immortal Technique. For the last three weekends we’ve been rained out, and ended up bailing off to the Waipapa/Froggatt fall-back option. Actually, one of those weekend …

  • DEATH BLOCK!

    The last month has been taken up by trips to the majestically majestic White Falls. I’d never been there before, because I don’t do so well with pumpy roof climbing at the best of times, so I always thought a trip there would be a waste of time and money. How wrong I was! Not …

  • FPR!

    Pussy Riot, in case you didn’t know, is a lesbian feminist punk band from the Motherland. After various public performances, bopping around with colourful socks on their heads and screaming about how women are great and men aren’t so much, they were imprisoned for making Vladimir Putinator upset. Actually they made the Orthodox church upset, …

  • JIMMY WEBB

      That Jimmy, he’s so hot right now. He does what a hot day does to ice-cream if you don’t eat it fast enough, or what too much chilli powder does to an otherwise perfectly acceptable meal. He’s like a great beardy hurricane of melty hotness, and he’s tearing a strip out of the credibility …