• Uprising Rotunds

    There was always that one kid in class who had the eraser that smelt, and was shaped, like a block of chocolate. No matter how many times you told yourself it wasn’t, all you wanted to do was take a bite, sure that it would taste at least a little bit as delicious as it …

  • A GAME OF PROBLEMS

    Baratheons and Lannisters aside, what could be more enjoyable than spending a pleasant morning at Mt Eden Quarry with your broadsword and cardboard helmet? Sending the crag’s hardest boulder in twenty minutes, that’s what! Mwah, mwah! The N.I.F protected my maidenly honour by cleaning Ghost Face and putting a top-rope on it so I didn’t …

  • SO HOT

    Two V13s ain’t nothin’ to brag about…Just sayin’. One Summer in Paradise, and the Riverbed go down. And  now Hansel, I mean Wiz, is back in the Frankenjura with his GOOD FRIEND Alex Megos, who is one of the TOP climbers. That Alex Megos, he’s also hot right now. Alex Megos.

  • N.I.F PROGRESS REPORT

    Like it says, shit’s progressing and Imma report it. Mainly I just want to complain about the steadily worsening weather, and how it’s messing with my opportunity to work Immortal Technique. For the last three weekends we’ve been rained out, and ended up bailing off to the Waipapa/Froggatt fall-back option. Actually, one of those weekend …